Thursday, March 25, 2010

The imaginary movie screen in the sky

Many Christians macerroneously believe that after they die, Jesus is going to show them their sins on a big movie screen in front of everybody. Who's the genius that started this rumor? Once again, this rumor only solidifies my ability to generalize, prejudge & assume. The average xtian that believes this probably has not read their bible, but blindly follows traditions, customs & Pastor SoundingBrass. The idea of a huge movie screen showing your secret sins is not true!!! If you read your B-I-B-L-E instead of having it shoved down your throat on Sunday, you'd know this contradicts:

Heb 8:12, Heb 10:17 (He won't even 'member your sin.)
Ps 103:12 (Yo sins been moved far as the East to the West, Girl)
Rev 21:4 (Ain't no more sorrow or pain)

Hey, but what do I know? Maybe Jesus is watching you masturbate.

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